offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:
- crispy nipple
- the white stringy things in bananas
- tangled umbilical cord
- nash grier
- iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
- watery afro
- fountain water at school that never tastes right
- voldemort’s breathing holes
grantaire, you’re drunk
Morgan Freeman reading the lyrics to The Fox.
Imagine a version of The Phantom of the Opera where everything’s the same but The Phantom enters every scene like this
I CAN’T BREATHE.
HERE IT IS
JENSEN’S VOICE DIFFERENCE
AND IT’S HILARIOUS
This is one of those things I will reblog every time it is on my dash
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY HOLMIES!!!
Sherlock and Irene has got an intense Flappy Bird competition going on (More Flappy Sherlock)